Have you ever been low key obsessed with something? Like other people are obsessed with the same thing, but you’re just like ‘nah not me’. But it is. It is you.
*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans
And plaid shirts with rolled up sleeves
tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad
remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill
Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.
if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
LET’S TRASH THIS PLACE
like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date