Have you ever been low key obsessed with something? Like other people are obsessed with the same thing, but you’re just like ‘nah not me’. But it is. It is you.

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

fireflystilinski:

charlie-in-a-beanie:

tilly-needs-troyeboy:

oksoitsmeagain:

bowielegged:

boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans

and beanies

and glasses

And plaid shirts with rolled up sleeves

image

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

dontbearuiner:

dolphinboy420:

choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill

Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.

dontbearuiner:

dolphinboy420:

choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill

Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.

urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

actuallycrying:

LET’S TRASH THIS PLACE

image

spenceromg:

like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date

stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

image

This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

image